Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The Smoker’s Vow



To be said just before taking your first puff after 
having quit for any appreciable period of time 


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With this puff I enslave myself 
to a lifetime of addiction. 
While I can’t promise to always love you, 
I do promise to obey every craving and 
support my addiction to you 
no matter how expensive you become. 

I will let no husband or wife, 
no family member or friend, 
no doctor or any other health professional, 
no employer or government policy, 
no burns or no stench, 
no cough or raspy voice, 
no cancer or emphysema, 
no heart attack or stroke, 
no threat of loss of life or limbs, 
come between us. 

I will smoke you forever 
from this day forth, 
for better or worse, 
whether richer or poorer, 
in sickness and in health, 
till death do us part! 

“You may now light the cigarette.” 

“I now pronounce you a full-fledged smoker.” 



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Postscript: While 1 in 2 marriages end in divorce, the addiction to smoking will last a lifetime—albeit a shorter lifetime. Once a smoker, annulment of the addiction is impossible. One puff can result in a permanent relapse. Don’t take the chance of relapsing to this marriage of inconvenience. 



NEVER TAKE ANOTHER PUFF! 



Joel 



© Joel Spitzer 1994, 2000 
Page last updated by Joel Spitzer on August 23, 2003 

Friday, July 15, 2011

How to Ace a Telephone Job Interview


More and more employers are making their first interview,   a phone interview. Today, it is very common for job candidates to participate in a phone interview as a first step. 

Phone interviews are designed to weed out candidates who are not a good fit for the company, in spite of their qualifications. Taking the time to understand the phone interview process and following a few common sense tips can help make your phone interview successful. Remember, that in order to land the all-important in person interview, your first hurdle is the phone interview.

Phone interviews should be thought of just like any other interview. This means preparing for a phone interview as you would a ‘real’ interview. Researching the company to which you have applied, developing a list of thought provoking questions, being well rested and eating prior to the interview are all important steps–hint: don’t eat anything sugary before the interview or you might be likely to “crash” 20 minutes into your conversation–trust me on this one. 

You may even want your coffee handy as it will give you the boost you need, and keep you feeling and sounding alert. The phone interview is a unique opportunity to sell yourself using just your words. Be sure to have prepared responses to typical interview questions and be prepared to put your best ‘voice’ forward.

Just like an in-person interview has etiquette rules that must be followed, so does a phone interview. Being mindful of the etiquette of phone interviews is critical.

Interview at home: This is the best way to ensure you have a quiet environment for the interview. Participating in a phone interview while driving, while at a restaurant or another noisy environment is a sure way to appear distracted and disinterested. Stay at home for your interview and make sure the house is peaceful. Stay in one spot to avoid sounding like you are walking or breathless. If sitting, sit straight up.

Make adequate plans: Be sure to plan for the interview. If you have children, arrange for a caregiver during the interview process. Allow for adequate time before scheduling other interviews or appointments. Interruptions are in poor form so be sure to plan adequately in order to avoid them. Tell friends and family you will be interviewing at that time and NOT to call or stop by.

Your voice matters: Because phone interviews are solely auditory, your voice matters. Be sure to focus not only on being articulate and intelligent but also on showing enthusiasm and excitement. As always, take your time when answering, but avoid sounding bored or slow.

Be relevant: Interviews conducted over the phone have one major downfall for the applicant: it is easy to become complacent or to get off topic. Be sure to focus your answers on relevant information and experience. Avoid veering off topic or becoming too personal. Professionalism and relevance are critical for success.

Smile: How many times have you talked to someone who was smiling on the other end of the phone? You can literally feel the smile. Smiling projects self-confidence and a cheery disposition.

If you prepare for a phone interview just like any other interview, the process becomes simplified. Being aware of what the interviewer is looking for, and tailoring your responses and answers to these needs is equally important.

Did you know that a perfectly written Cover Letter is more important to your job search and to getting these all important telephone interviews than a resume?  That's true.  Your resume may be the best in the world but there is little you can do once it is sent and in a pile with hundreds of other candidates.  What makes your resume go from the big pile to the short stack of interesting candidates pile, is your cover letter.

Writing great cover letters is an art form and needs your attention.  Carefully customized for each job situation, they open doors and make interviews much more productive.  The one program I have found for creating really effective custom cover letters quickly and easily is Jim Sweeney's.  You can pick up a copy of it by 
Clicking Here!  It is a very low cost investment (maybe the cost of dinner for two at Jilly's) that will pay you multiple dividends in the future. 

Friday, June 10, 2011

Robert Ringer’s 20 Life-Guiding Principles


Robert Ringer’s
20 Life-Guiding Principles

1. Never compromise your integrity, for anything or anybody.
2. Don’t make promises you can’t keep. Learn to say no politely and
pleasantly, but immediately and firmly.
3. Whatever it is, do it now. Not next week, not tomorrow, not later today
— now.
4. When you feel overwhelmed, don’t try to do everything — just do
something.
5. Concentrate on doing what you do best, and let others do the rest.
6. Don’t waste time talking about your plans to others. Learn to zip the lip.
7. Avoid quick fixes. Take the time to work on long-term, permanent
solutions.
8. When the ball is on the one-yard line, never risk a fumble. Carry it over
yourself.
9. Avoid premature victory celebrations. You’re not through until you’ve
dotted all the “i’s” and crossed all the “t’s” — and the check has cleared
the bank.
10. Focus your efforts on the crux of every situation. Avoid expending energy
on peripheral issues that cannot yield a payoff no matter what their
outcome.
11. The power of the understatement is enormous. Say what you have to say
— quickly, succinctly, and simply — then stop talking.
12. Never fall into the trap of waiting for something to happen. Make it
happen!
13. Learn to love truth instead of trying to make true that which you love.
14. Never base a decision on conventional wisdom alone. Question
everything.
15. Life is a distance run. Don’t come out of the starting gate too fast … and
be careful not to get winded too soon.
16. The most efficient way to get ahead of the competition is not to fight your
way through the pack, but to leapfrog over it.
17. Make it a habit to concentrate on opportunities rather than problems.
18. The only power anyone can have over you is the power you give him.
Without your permission, the other person is powerless.
19. Live every moment as though the whole world were watching.
20. Free will is the greatest asset you have at your disposal. Use it!